Well as u know my frens, i got this hectic and heavy situation. And yesterday at night surf on Facebook, i had this chat with one of my fren, well 'another' friend! (the one that never text you, never say hello and never know bout your life, cos... they just do not exist, actually!)
And the jerk said something that could make you vomit and laugh to cry at the same time!! Dude, who the FUCK are YOU??? U dont even know me and my family, ASSie!! He said that as the eldest daughter i should taking care of my family, I have to be there for them, I have to cheer up my mom when she is sad, I have to support my family as my best!!!
DUH!!! U such an asshole, u dont even know me, u just one sick bastard, the most hypocrite person i've ever know!!! Dont u just talk about shit, assie!!!
Now tell me what would you've done if u were me??? Cos I done nothing, i just said 'thanx'!!
YES, I'M AN ASS!!! I hate myself!!!
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
HAHAHAHA!!! F-ing FUNNY STORIES!!
Nah, ini ada beberapa cerita dari beberapa sumber. Kesamaan dari cerita-cerita tsb adalah mereka masing2 grogi ato gugup dalam menghadapi situasi saat itu. Nmun di akhir crita anda yang menentukan apakah mereka grogi ato mereka BNR2 bodoh!! Well, read this then you tell me!!!
1. Kisah pertama:
So, adeku punya temen dan si temen ini punya kakak. karena kakaknya lumayan cantik maka dia ditaksir ama banyak orang. Tadinya nih kaka pretty pilih2 ma orang yang ngajakin dia kluar. Nah, saat ada satu org cowok dengan etnis Madura (bukan bermaksud rasial/etnisitas, this identity reveal really needed to make this story funnier!). Nah, sekali lagi karena kaka pretty ini ditaksir mas2 madura dia gak brani nolak karena takut digorok (skali lagi, yang merasa marah, then prove to us that these stereotype was wrong!! (",).
Ktakutan pun berujung pada maunya si mbak cantik diajak ngemaal. Sesampainya di Mall mbak pun seneng karena dibeliin banyak barang di department store retail named MATAHARI, akhirnya si mbak agak terkesima dong, uda tampang lumayan manis loyal pula...
Saat ngantri di kasir, si mbak agak sumringah dan gak sabar untuk nunggu kisah 'belanja' berikutnya, setelah sampe meja kasir,
mbak2 kasir nanya: ada kartu matahari? (si cewek mesem-mesem aje, uda dapet sandal plus baju)
Mas: gak ada.
Mbak kasir: Ok
Mas: em kalo kartu Simpati? SAYA PAKE' SIMPATI
ANNNNJJJRIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!
Dalam hati mbak cantik berang dan bersumpah nggak akan jalan ama cowok ini lagi. Now u decide, is he nervous or he's just STUPID???
Kisah Kedua:
Ini dari aku sendiri, saat itu gw ada intvw di salah satu persh. seluler di Indonesia, nah karena uda intvw kedua dan ini intvw job pertama gw, so pasti gw berusaha seasyik dan se-gaul mungkin jadi orang. Namun semua itu justru menjerumuskan pada gagalnya intv,
Paknya: Kamu bisa sebutkan kekuaranganmu apa?
GW: (jangan harap aku bilang 'kekurangan saya gendut' IT WOULD ONLY HAPPEN IN a ZILLION YEAR FURTHER!!) Otomatis aku jawab, oh aku orangnya moody
Paknya: Ok, kayak gimana tuh?
GW: yah contohnya kayak gini PAS adek saya NGGARAIN saya, saya marah gitu. apalagi PAS saya lagi ngerjain skripsi. kan MANGKEL tuh!!
Yup, usah yang terlalu dipaksakan membuahkan gw masuk dalam kategori ndueso!!! dan yup I didnt get the job!!
Now tell me, was i stupid or just nervous??
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